Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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