Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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