- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Nobody cares maddie!

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

I like that, but why am I happy?

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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