- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

why dont they make black forks

What's worse than this That :(

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

I'm homeless.

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