Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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