"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Golf.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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