- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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