Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

learn. advance!

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Anti Joke

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