- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Im taking a shit right now.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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