What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Badabing.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Black people stink of shite!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

every cloud has a silver lining

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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