- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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