- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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