James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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