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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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