- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Faithful men.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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