- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

knock knock Goodbye

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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