Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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