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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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