- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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