Four men are stranded on a small desert island. The first of them decides to build a raft out of bamboo, but it only has room for one passenger. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouted to the men on shore as he left, but a band of pirates killed him in the middle of the ocean. The second castaway was more clever, and built a submarine out of bamboo and sealed it with hides of animals they had killed. He counteracts the buoyant force with sand. In this way, he planned to avoid the pirates by being underwater. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he exclaimed as he sealed the one person sized chamber of his submarine, but not far off shore, he runs out of oxygen and suffocates to death. The third castaway learned from the mistakes of the first two, and in spite of the unpredictability of handcrafted aerial vehicles, he makes a glider. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouts from the hill top of the island as he leaps off and glides over the horizon. Though the journey is fraught with peril, he makes it back to civilization and is reunited with his family. It is expensive, but he prepares an expedition back to the island where his fourth comrade remains. It is worthy to note that on this small island, all the means of making shelter had been used up in the construction of the raft, submarine, and glider. The fourth castaway was found dead from exposure to the elements.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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