Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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