- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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