How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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hello anomonous

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Anti Joke

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