- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Who wants $300? Me too.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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