- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What did the man say to his doctor?

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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