- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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