A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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