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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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