Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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