How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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