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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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