What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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