- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Good job, son.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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