- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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