- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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