What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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bite me

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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