- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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