- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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