Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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black people

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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