69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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