Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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