What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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