- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

I just threw up..In my pants.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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