- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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