- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Women.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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