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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

speak now or forever hold your pee

knock knock i have diarrhea

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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