- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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