Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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my egg roll

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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