- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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