justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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24

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Anti Joke

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