What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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hello

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Anti Joke

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