People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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