- Anti Joke

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

The american education system.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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