- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A hill billy went fishing

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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