Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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black people swimming

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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