- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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