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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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