- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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