- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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