WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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