Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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