- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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