Take part of what?

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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A black man walks out of a police station

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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