Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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