- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

The diamond one below is hilarious.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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