Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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