- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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