smell the vitamin C

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Golf.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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