Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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black chicken. kfc

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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