- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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