knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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hi jonny

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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