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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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