Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Pain Olympics.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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