What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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hi michael

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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9/11

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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