-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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