What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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