- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

womens rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Fat? Jesse Z

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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