Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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