-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Your mom went to college

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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