- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Chuck Norris.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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