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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

penis. nuff said.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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