Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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