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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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