- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

whats white and sticky glue

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Chris is hairy

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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