Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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