- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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