Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...