How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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