Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

. . I am a whale

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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