Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Anti Joke

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