How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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The Labour Party.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Anti Joke

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