How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

white or wheat? wheat please.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

women's rights.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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