Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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