Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Poop

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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your mom.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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