- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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