What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Justin Bieber

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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