- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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