What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

kennah campion... being nice

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Anti Joke

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