Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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knock knock who's there? hope

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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