- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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