- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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