H o m o comes out as homo

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Anti Joke

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