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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Error 37.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Error 37.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!