- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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