How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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