- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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