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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Fat? Jesse Z

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

womens rights

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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