- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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