- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Granny porn!

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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