What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

thumb_up thumb_down -16

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A Serbian Film

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down -16

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops