- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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