there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Donald Trump

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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