What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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