- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

How old are you? 7

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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