- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

batman farted so hes retarded

12 niqqa 12.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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