- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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