Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Equal rights!

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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