What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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