What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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