- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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