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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

you will like this because i am black.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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all these jokes are horrible now

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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