- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Knock knock.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A muslim walks into a gun shop

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