- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

angelo snyder is not ga

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Knock knock.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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